Okay so if you know me you know I don't like Spiderman. It comes from years of having my eldest sister obsessed with him to the point she even assimilated Peter Parker's personality for a while.

Anyway my dad was watching some show where scientists waste a lot of time studying if Spiderman's powers are possible. So I left the room, I didn't want to go into a cationic state.

So then after dad went to take a nap my sister and I were watching something else, Heroes or something else that has a retarded blonde in it. My sister started to talk about the Spiderman thing again and mentioned that the only mammal to be genetically manipulated (successfully- whatever the hell that means) to have spider silk, but it only can come out in the female's milk.

You get what this means right? Right?

That in order for Spiderman to be plausible he'd have to lactate and use his super enhanced spider web slinging nipples to get around the city!!! I'm laughing so hard at the mental image my eyes are tearing up. Oh god, the mental images.